*****This Post was originally wrote on 7/13/07.
I wrote it and then for whatever reason didn't post it, I saved it in my drafts, forgot about it, and then found it today.******And you're all tagged. Especially
Joy cause I know she
just lurves all the
bitches people she works with.
Ok. It's time to play "Most likely to...". Just like your senior year yearbook except you're going to use the people that you work with. Or, if you're worried about getting
Dooced use your friends/family.
Rules:
1. Be as nice or as mean as you want.
2. You don't have to use my categories, you can make up your own "most likely to's".
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C. (boss) : Most likely to achieve- classic type A personality, you pretend to work when he comes in your office, if not he will find you some work. Well, that is if he's not too busy in his own office looking at porn sites. <--- 100% true.
K. (boss) : Most likely to be found anywhere besides work. - classic type B personality, never in a rush, has no care for schedules, things will work out somehow. Usually can be located at the golf course, or on his boat, or in a bar, or possibly in a bar with a hooker. Kidding.(sorta).
B. : Most likely to kick the bucket first. - B is just B and I couldn't think of anything else to write about him. But he's old, so barring any unfortunate accidents, logic says he will be the first to go.
J. : Most likely to end up old and all alone. Everyone knows one of these, he's the guy that knows everything. If you ask him some crazy shit like "what is the life span of a gnat?" he'll tell you some bullshit and then when you look it up on the internet and prove him wrong? he'll go on and on about how things must have changed because he learned about gnats in 6th grade science and that's what it was then.
Also he has done just about everything, or if not him then someone he knows has done it. Definitely.
E. : Most likely to cut you up and dump your body parts in a river- I hate when we are the only ones in the office because he gives me a major case of the creeps. And I don't know why. He's never given me any real reason to think
he might be a serial killer. He's nice, kinda quiet/shy, keeps to himself. But, then again, I'm pretty sure that's what
everyone says when they find out their neighbor has 15 bodies buried in the backyard/stored in his freezer.H.(me) : Most likely to get cut up and put in river by the (
alleged) Serial killer she works with. Especially if he ever finds this site and figures out she's onto his "It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose" ass.
Your turn.
Let me know if you do this so I can link to it here.
