My Peanut Gallery

Hi. How was your Christmas? Ours was good. Peanut got a bunch of stuff and blah blah blah.

Thank God.
Christmas is over.
Hallelujah.

Seriously, it's like the day after Christmas I wake up and the huge ball of stress and depression has just *poof* disappeared from my shoulders.

Thank God.
The New Year is here.
Hallelujah.

New Years day is like an oasis in the dessert of my depression. I can literally feel my steps get lighter from December 26th to January 1st.
The family is all dealt with. The gifts are all bought and given. The food has all been prepared and eaten. I don't have to deal with any of it for another 10 & 1/2 months.

I love you January 1st.

I hope everyone has a fun new years eve.

If you have not heard about the tow to go program, look into it! It's sponsored by AAA but you do not have to be a member. Basically you call and they get you and your car home for free. It's not offered officially everywhere but if you call they will get you a ride regardless. This is what their site says:
"Tow to Go program is available throughout Florida and in Metro Atlanta, Savannah, and Metro Nashville (although if anyone calls AAA needing a ride home outside of those areas, they will not be turned away)."

The number is 1-800-AAA-HELP .

Be safe!

I do. I love my statcounter. Mainly because it tells me what people are searching when they end up at my page.

Recent searches:

Uterus fell out.
You too? Poor thing. here's where it happened to me.

Thank you letter for kindness
Wow, google sent you to the wrong place for that kind of letter.

Pornocopia/Pornotopia
I get a lot of these, you perverts. Obviously those come from this post and this post.
And that reminds me that I never posted those promised pics. I believe you can gather from our faces how horribly fascinating the night was. We've also done midget porn night since then but I forgot my camera.








Keeping with the theme, I bought everybody peepee straws:






The best part about being the one with the camera? no incriminating pics of me. heh.

moving on......

Kill my bitch wife
Ummm ok so after I wrote this the book deal fell thru but now I think it's back on, I think, is it? I don't know. Anyway just remember- when you're buying your supplies, the gloves should be 2 sizes too small. Also? I was just kidding there. Don't kill your wife. It's not a good idea.

And last but not least:

I can't get over you so get up and answer the phone
If that doesn't sound like a #1 country song then I just don't know what does. I love this.
Quick, someone write this song.

and toes for me.

I have an interview today!

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This song.

It's like they pulled it right out of my head.
Except the end when she starts feeling it.

Stopping in Tasteful Town just long enough to ask for directions to Tackyville.

The outside Christmas stuff is done.

I'm thinking about getting out the camcorder so I can vlog about it.

Because a picture might be worth a thousand words but a video is always so much better.

Today I decided I was going to get out the box of outside Christmas stuff to see what we had and so I could start the master plan for setting it up.

It started out with this:



plus 2 more strands laying on the front lawn.
6 strand of multi color and 4 white- better known as 4 strands of boring. I really didn't even know where those came from cause I don't mess with the boring but I figured, meh, I'm sure I could use them since last year a lot of the multi colored lights got thrown out. Half the damn lights stopped working.

Then I found this:





Our friends Brian and Nicole gave us this bucket last year. And seriously? I was not even trying to untangle that mess.
Until!
My neighbor drove by. He stopped and and we were chit chatting and then he commented on my pile of lights and asked if we were finally putting our Christmas stuff up. No dumb ass I just wanted to pull it all out and take a look, it's going back in the garage right now I told him probably tomorrow after I figure out what i have and where I want it all.

And then people!
He was all "yeah looks like a lot of lights but I'm sure we have more. We're not even close to being done."
So I was all "Hmm I don't know. Look at this pile, I think there's a lot of lights"
Then he said "Well. I have a 12 foot tall Santa Clause and an 8 Foot tall snowman."
So I said "Well. I still have a 2 foot long black cock. How'd you like it if you woke up one morning and santa was getting ass fucked by frosty in your front yard?"

He drove away.

Anyway, that pile ended up being 18 strands of lights. Plus my 10. It's on.

Moving on.... My inside Christmas stuff has been up since 2 days after Thanksgiving.









Gratuitous picture of peanut in his undies, cowboy boots, and fire helmet.







Oh? Did you just think to yourself "my what a nice chair"? Why thank you! It's new. I also got a couch and a loveseat and some tables and a sectional for the other closet "living room".









I find i have so much more time to shop now that I don't have a job. Hahaha. just kidding. I don't have to make any payments for a year, by then I'm sure I'll be working. (hope i didn't just jinx myself)

Ok, I'm off to walmart for my own 12 ft santa for some school supplies for peanut.